so one time me and a couple of my friends are at my friends house smokin' in his living room. his mom wasn't supposed to be home all weekend so we thought it'd be cool to just smoke there. we smoked quite a bit so we were all really blazed. but my friend left his house to go pick up some more people, so we all stayed and waited for him to come back. while he was gone we continued to smoke when all of a sudden his mom walks in. she started cursing at us and yelling for us to get out of her house. then, she looks right at me and says "get the fuck out of my house mother fucker!" and all i do is wink at her. i was so high i thought it was hilarious, then i left and went home haha ;) - High Memories - Stoner Stories, Quotes, Inventions and Food

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so one time me and a couple of my friends are at my friends house smokin' in his living room. his mom wasn't supposed to be home all weekend so we thought it'd be cool to just smoke there. we smoked quite a bit so we were all really blazed. but my friend left his house to go pick up some more people, so we all stayed and waited for him to come back. while he was gone we continued to smoke when all of a sudden his mom walks in. she started cursing at us and yelling for us to get out of her house. then, she looks right at me and says "get the fuck out of my house mother fucker!" and all i do is wink at her. i was so high i thought it was hilarious, then i left and went home haha ;)

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