Thought I was headed to a show in the city with my parents. I usually blaze without them knowing, makes the night a bit more interesting, so- bonged some lemon haze the shower before we left, got dressed, turned out we were going to a banquet honoring a judge (my folks are lawyers) and it was a three hour long...gathering of judges lawyers criminal attorneys, state employees and federal prosecuters. Wandered around terrified and balls-deep in paranoia, barely coherent while i socialized nervously with the man. Oh and I reeked. - High Memories - Stoner Stories, Quotes, Inventions and Food

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Thought I was headed to a show in the city with my parents. I usually blaze without them knowing, makes the night a bit more interesting, so- bonged some lemon haze the shower before we left, got dressed, turned out we were going to a banquet honoring a judge (my folks are lawyers) and it was a three hour long...gathering of judges lawyers criminal attorneys, state employees and federal prosecuters. Wandered around terrified and balls-deep in paranoia, barely coherent while i socialized nervously with the man. Oh and I reeked.

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