Pizza run! So me and my friend are driving out to pick up our pizza blazed as fuck (I do not condone this behavior) and we have the window rolled down so we can laugh and talk to all the hotties at red lights. I drive a giant Ford Expedition, and it dominates the road, so at one of the red lights this guy is sitting in his car and thinks he's hot shit see's us pull up. He rolled up his window and inched his car forward so he wouldn't have to look at my ride! When the light went green I can be quoted saying, "DAYUM NIGGA, LOOK AT YOR EGO SHRINK!!" as we sped off in search of an epic pizza feast! 'Twas a great day. - High Memories - Stoner Stories, Quotes, Inventions and Food

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Pizza run! So me and my friend are driving out to pick up our pizza blazed as fuck (I do not condone this behavior) and we have the window rolled down so we can laugh and talk to all the hotties at red lights. I drive a giant Ford Expedition, and it dominates the road, so at one of the red lights this guy is sitting in his car and thinks he's hot shit see's us pull up. He rolled up his window and inched his car forward so he wouldn't have to look at my ride! When the light went green I can be quoted saying, "DAYUM NIGGA, LOOK AT YOR EGO SHRINK!!" as we sped off in search of an epic pizza feast! 'Twas a great day.

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