So me and my buddy come out of the tiny shed in my backyard ripped as fuck when we decide to put on Half Baked. He had never seen it. So I load it up get like 15 minutes through it when they start talking about getting food. So I'm like, "Dude! I fucking Pop-Tarts!" So I go fucking get the two boxes when I return to the living room we realized the fuckin' Pop-Tarts had two flavors in one! So needless to say they were fuckin' amazing. "Its an orgy in my mouth!" I was like dont you mean orgasm? And responded with a loud NO and explained "Because there are more than one flavor! Its a fucking masterpiece of strawberry/blueberry goodness!" So we laughed forever and had 16 pop-tarts each. Amazing! - High Memories - Stoner Stories, Quotes, Inventions and Food

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So me and my buddy come out of the tiny shed in my backyard ripped as fuck when we decide to put on Half Baked. He had never seen it. So I load it up get like 15 minutes through it when they start talking about getting food. So I'm like, "Dude! I fucking Pop-Tarts!" So I go fucking get the two boxes when I return to the living room we realized the fuckin' Pop-Tarts had two flavors in one! So needless to say they were fuckin' amazing. "Its an orgy in my mouth!" I was like dont you mean orgasm? And responded with a loud NO and explained "Because there are more than one flavor! Its a fucking masterpiece of strawberry/blueberry goodness!" So we laughed forever and had 16 pop-tarts each. Amazing!

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