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i was goin to put a story on here but then i got high and forgot.

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Bob Marley would be proud (2) - Gotta get off that shwag (2)

Jun 11, 2010 09:59 PM - Quotes - by immy

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Me, my guy, my bestie, her guy and my cousin were tokin it up on 420-- and we were at 'bob's' (my bestie's guy) house and bob has a dog that i call rufus and it always barks at me && it scares me cause its a big dog.. well, my cousin got the dog high.. well i had to pee so i got up and rufus got up and looked at me and she opened her mouth like she was gonna bark and nothing came out so she layed back down... and i yelled "That bitch forgot how to bark" and everyone busted out laughing.

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Jun 11, 2010 09:58 PM - Quotes - by niccy.

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"look im a fish"
"now im a fish that smokes weed"
all while i had my chin resting on top of a flag

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Jun 9, 2010 04:17 PM - Quotes - by weedman420

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There were five of us.. Me, My boyfriend, My best friend, My cousin and my bestie's boyfriend... We were at My bestie's bf's house and we were smokin on a blunt and my cousin decided to get the dog, rufus, high. Well,, this dog barks at EVERYTHING.. especially when someone stands up.! Well my cuh blew the smoke in his mouth and i guess the dog got high cause he just layed there most of the time then i got up to go get a drink and rufus' head came up and he tried to bark at me and i was like "That bitch forgot how to bark" And me and my bestie just busted out laughing! :]

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Apr 21, 2010 10:01 AM - Quotes - by Niccy

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My best friend and i always smoke together and every time we do she'll get blazed and we'll just sit there and do nothing and she says "Man are you high? Im not even high anymore." Then about five mins later she is like "Dude, Im so high." She does it EVERYTIME we smoke. She is crazy but its funny.

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Apr 21, 2010 09:57 AM - Quotes - by Niccy

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"How many tokes does it take, to get to the center of a dome."
Bsenff

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Bob Marley would be proud (5) - Gotta get off that shwag (4)

Apr 11, 2010 10:23 PM - Quotes - by Linnsmokewestoke

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"If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?" *long pause* "I'd invent a saw to cut down all these fucking trees"

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Mar 31, 2010 11:11 PM - Quotes - by dug

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Baked & driving while looking at the sun but it was bright and in my boyfriends eyes."Dude, fuck the sun" my reply:" fuck yo mommas son!, which is you!"

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Mar 11, 2010 12:35 AM - Quotes - by s

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"Don't fall over there!" *bursts out laughing* *looks around* "Is this real life?"

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Bob Marley would be proud (3) - Gotta get off that shwag (3)

Feb 26, 2010 01:49 PM - Quotes - by skyhigh

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me: *bursts through the door holding a spoon* "what the f*** is this?!"
friend:.... a spoon
me: "don't let it happen again!" *throws spoon across the room*

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Dec 19, 2009 09:47 PM - Quotes - by permafry

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